Flood warning

I can only assume New Yorkers are made of sugar, and in the event of rain, they melt. Hence why, on a rainy day, you can find a majority of the people wearing galoshes up to their knees, a rain jacket (hood up and tied), plus the biggest umbrella you will have ever seen in your entire life (because walking through a crowd isnt hard enough, already).

My morning was made by a man wearing a plastic gold crown, whistling all of the lyrics to Stair Way to Heaven in the subway station, and concord grapes from the farmers market.