Jersey is bunk

Last night after an outing into the city, and a couple of beers with 8 friends. Kyle (the guy who lives in my attic...seriously) and I decided it's time to head home. We get to the train, and it leaves at 12:58 or something like that. Not abnormal by any means. Then we arrive at the junction where we need to get off. OUR TRAIN DOORS DIDNT OPEN, and then next thing we know the train is moving again, and we are heading for Newark, New Jersey. Us and four other guys were unable to get off the train, and had to pay an arm and leg for a cab ride BACK to Secaucus, because there weren't any more trains running that way until the next morning. WTF New Jersey, you are the worst!